Thank You Notes

Have you ever seen Jimmy Fallon’s famous thank you notes that he “writes” on his television show? If not you should  go to Youtube and search for “Jimmy Fallon Thank You Notes”. After watching some of his episodes, I decided that I have some thank you’s to send out as well.

Thank you Cola companies for giving us the option of choosing calories or cancer when selecting a tasty beverage.




Thank you mangos for sounding so good until takes at least 20 minutes to figure out how to peel and cut you…and then there is very little to actually eat!



Thank you Caillou for not only having the most annoying voice on the planet, but for never growing any hair no matter how old you get.



Thank you gynecologists for making us all wonder at what precise moment you decided that this was the job you just HAD to have??




Thank you NO FIREARMS SIGN at Chuck E Cheese for assuming that people who would bring a gun into a kids place would abide by the rules at your establishment.




Thank you broccoli for giving my house the “I just filled my pants” smell for unexpected visitors.




Thank you Facebook for making it virtually impossible to tell someone that I didn’t realize it was their birthday when they ask why I didn’t call. Oh, and thank you for making it so that I never have to actually CALL someone on their birthday!


Thank you Pinterest for showing me the mom, homemaker and wife I will never become.




Thank you I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spray for confusing me on the fact that you have 0 fat, 0 calories, 0 sodium, 0 protein, 0 carbs, 0 sugar yet are not named air or water.



Mama’s Losin’ It

One Response to Thank You Notes

  1. avatar Shannon ashby says:

    Lol!! Especially the broccoli! Phew!

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