Dear Shape Magazine,
Imagine my surprise when I whipped open your publication this morning only to find advertisement after advertisement about pets. I am having trouble seeing the relevance and am getting carpal tunnel due to all of the pet ads in my women’s health magazine.
If there was a mix up and these were meant to go in the latest issue of Cat Fancy or Bark then my apologies for getting in an up-roar. I am sure the animal lovers out there are writing those publications currently in a stink about the douche ads that accidentally went in their magazine. No pun intended.