My New Internship

Since I am really enjoying reading through the personal ads on Craigslist I have decided to do a free internship as their relationship advice guru. Although Craigslist is unaware that I am doing this for them,  it is out of the goodness of my heart that I try and lead these Craigslist singles to the long lasting love they are all searching for.

Would you like to marry a soldier? – 37

I am look at moving to the next phase of my life. I would like to have someone to come home to and enjoy life with. I have a stable career and I have all the benefits that come with being in the military from health insurance, life insurance, housing paid for and education benefits. I am a fit white male. I can provide picture to those interested. I am a down to earth and simple man. I can enjoy anything in the right company. I am open to any age and I am open to any race. I am an open book so feel free to ask me anything. Please include picture. U do have four days off this week and can meet up and see how things go.

 

Dear Would you like to marry a soldier?- 37
Although some people probably claim that they knew within 4 days that their spouse was “the one,” I would give such a huge, life changing decision a full 7 days. Do you have any vacation or sick days left so that you can give it the good ol college try for a full week?

 

BBW Happy Hour –  41

Good Day Sweets,

I am Not looking for a LTR and NO Sex. But I do miss the softness of a woman laying beside me. I am attracted to women with Extra Curves with Extra Swerves. Here are some other trade offers. Tease and Flash Show, Cuddling or Big Soft Breast Play Only.
If this interests you please contact. I apologize if I upset or offended you in any way. At least I was upfront and honest with you. Again this isn’t about Sex. This isn’t for Sex!! We must meet in Public!!
!Very Generous!

 

Dear BBW Happy Hour- 41,
I like the fact that you are not trying to solicite sex from women on Craigslist. You seem like a respectable man. Who doesn’t like a little “tease and flash show, cuddling and big soft breast play?” It sounds like you are just trying to meet a classy lady who happens to enjoy those things as well. I wouldn’t change a thing about your ad, except maybe ad a little slap and tickle….that seems to always get the ladies. Good luck!

 

Last night in town… help me with a fantasy? – 32

This is the last full day of a vacation to the area… I head back home tomorrow.
Quite honestly I am looking to meet an open-minded, adventurous woman and have some fun. Read between the lines! It’s a fantasy of mine to meet someone this way while on a trip, and this is my last opportunity to possibly make it happen. I am a pleaser and very passionate. Let’s be lovers for tonight… what do you say?

 

Dear Last night in town…help me with a fantasy?-32
I am not sure how much luck you are going to have with the ladies on Craigslist with this post. Since this is your “last full day” of vacation it tells me that you have been here for other days and could have planned this out a little better. I would have suggested maybe posting this ahead of time so that anyone who may have stumbled upon it would not have felt panicked and rushed. I’m not even interested in answering the ad and even I feel anxious after reading this. The amount of time it takes a girl to shower, shave her legs, get ready…..will she even have any time to meet you since you are leaving tomorrow? The clock is ticking buddy!
P.S. On the off chance that nobody responds to your ad….make sure you go see the Space Needle, it’s awesome!

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