It’s JUST A Massage!

It’s been way too long since I have searched the personals section of Craigslist for blogging material. Ah Craigslist….I have missed you and as usual you did not disappoint. By the way,  I don’t alter these in any way, people really are this crazy.

Massage practice – 36

I am an active, athletic, attractive guy who has been fortunate to have volunteered for massage students who were practicing their massage techniques. I had so much fun that I would like to practice giving massages of my own. This is not a request for anything more than the opportunity to practice my massage skills and nothing is expected, although positive feedback would be appreciated. I’m 6’2″, 195 lbs, in great shape, and am good with my hands. If you think you might be interested, let me know.

Dear Massage Practice-36

You seem like a very charitable young man to donate so much of your free time to underprivileged massage students. I love that this has become such a passion for you and you are now willing to go on and share the love with others in need. Whenever I book a massage at a local spa I always wish that there some way for me to see a nude picture of my masseuse before hand so that I know what I am in for. I think it is smart to also include all of your stats because it is useful knowledge before I get a rub down. Please put me down for Wednesday at noon. See you soon!

Sincerely,

Mommy with a sore neck

 

One Response to It’s JUST A Massage!

  1. avatar Kristen says:

    Yes, the self portrait is a little weird, but the framed picture of a wolf- um yeah.

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