Craiglist Personals, My New Guilty Pleasure

I am sure most of you are aware of the online classified site, Craigslist. We are able to go online in search of jobs, childcare, homes, vacation rentals, anything really. It even has a personals section which you may not know. Since I have been out of the dating game for quite some time, I decided to check the men seeking women to find out what people are doing now a days in search of love….this is what I found.

Enjoy A Chill Night With Me- 27

Anyone open to getting together tonight? I am tall, educated, attractive… I’m looking for someone to come over and watch movies with me. Not looking for sex and not looking for any crazy expectations. Just looking for some good company. We can order pizza, watch some movies and just relax. I promise, you’ll leave the same way you came but hopefully with a new friend.

Dear Enjoy A Chill Night With Me 27,

I felt like a giddy school girl reading your ad today. You don’t know how hard it is to find babysitters that are educated and attractive! My kids LOVE chilling, eating pizza and watching movies. You didn’t specify a certain age range, but I am assuming that since you are just looking for some company you would have a great time with my three kids. This is going to be awesome and thanks again for the offer, my husband and I could use a date night!

Come Over? Foot Massage? :)- 29

Educated, non drugie, drama free, non criminal record, all my teeth, and great hygiene..Looking for company today/tonight..Wanna come over? drink some beers put your feet in my lap and i’ll massage them for you! 🙂 if you are married, single, bbw, just have cute feet, and I do like curves..Looking for company..If something sexual happens..have no expectations…just bored and want company..I don’t work today..So what are you waiting for? Send pic and number and I can be discreet if needed 🙂 put “FOOT MASSAGE” in subject line..!! hope to see what women are interested.. Maybe
Even just looking to text ,flirt? Pass the time 🙂 

Dear Foot Massage 29,

I read your ad and love the fact that you are drama free and have all of your teeth. You don’t know how hard it is to find a good foot massage these days from people with good hygiene, and I am so thankful that I stumbled upon this ad. It is so great that you don’t discriminate, and are open to rubbing down both single and married people. I am married, so I am sorry to inform you that we will not be having the “sexy time”. I would also like to request that you have wine instead of beer. I would hate to feel bloated while my feet were being rubbed in your lap. Hopefully this email finds you well and you aren’t completely booked for the day and evening. I have attached a picture of myself, and although I may not fulfill your curvy request, I do have cute feet. I look forward to hearing from you Foot Massage 29 so that we can connect!




3 Responses to Craiglist Personals, My New Guilty Pleasure

  1. avatar momma maddy says:

    All of your blogs make me so Happy, and I’m kinda thinking I may just start looking at the personal section as Well lol what a laugh

  2. avatar SuzieQ says:

    Every time I take a gander in the personal section I get a face full of naked men.

  3. avatar Millard says:

    Very good info. Lucky me I found your blog by chance (stumbleupon).
    I have book-marked it for later!

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